Weddings, in short.

Frankly speaking, tahun ni memang banyak gila wedding yang saya pergi. Tahun terbanyak wedding yang saya attend. From my posts pun you can tell kan? Sekarang ni pun ada 5 wedding yang saya belum ceritakan lagi. Obviously, i compared those weddings and there some part of the weddings that i like, i don't like and such..

Number one : I do not wanna do my wedding at a sports planet/ kompleks belia dan sukan. Seriously, why would i wanna get married at a sports complex? Okayla, diorang ada dewan besar. Kalau nak dewan sangat, apasal tak pakai MPS ke, pakai Dewan Besar taman perumahan korang ke. For the guests to enter the hall and having to pass by all the sweaty and stinky people? Kalau hot dan wangi, takpe jugak. Kalau orang tu rambut panjang kerinting menggerbang, ataupun ada mamat bajet hot, bukak baju, sekali bulu dada macam---- manggai.

Number two : Not too formal please. If you go to a grand wedding, wedding of the year punya jenis, mesti tatacara wedding tu ketat gila. Let's just say that our PM is there, i don't think it's necessary for you to be really formal, you know. I think YAB himself wouldn't mind, about it. And when someone that big is present at the wedding, masa tepung tawar, mesti there are some chosen people to go up and tepung tawar. And at times, YAB tu sendiri akan tepung tawar dulu before the parents of the bride and groom. Tak seronok la dipandang bila penghormatan diberikan kepada YAB lebih daripada ibu bapa.
And back to formality, kalau buat joget lambak at the end of the ceremony when YAB is still around, i think he would have joined jugak kot. I don't think he'd say "Saya YAB. Saya tak suka agenda ini. Saya nak agenda ini dibatalkan dengan segera. Saya nak balik."

Number three : Food, man, food!! Wedding yang grand biasanya dihancuskan dengan makanan yang sangat, sangat, sangat, sangat tidak sedap. I guarantee that the patron would have to do food tasting before the day itself. Make full use of it! Kalau kau rasa lidah kau tak elok, kau mintakla orang yang lidah lagi sensitif ikut kau pergi food tasting. Janganlah tamak nak mencekik sorang je.

I think that's all for now. Kalau ada lagi, nanti saya tambah ye? And good news for you, i think this whole wedding posts would end this year. As far as i know, i don't have to attend any other wedding in 2012. Unless my dad wants me to be his +1 to a friend's wedding ke, my mom wants me to be her +1 to her friend's wedding ke, because my mom/dad is too lazy to go.

No family member getting married in 2012, that's for sure.

Can't wait till this wedding blog season to end.